just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
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