one might say we're banned from that church
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
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