ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
The uberlube is also flammable
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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