since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Randomize
