But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
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