What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
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I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
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Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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