You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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