Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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