i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I heard we made out
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
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i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
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Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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