Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
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Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
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I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
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