I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
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