I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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