All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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