who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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