Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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