Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
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I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
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I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
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We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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