Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
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Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
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i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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