I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
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