I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
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I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
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Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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