did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
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