I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I'm pants shitting drunk right now
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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