I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I think I won the penis lottery.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
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If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
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I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
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