The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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