meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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