Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
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