That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
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you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
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Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
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