I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
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