Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
Randomize
