have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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