:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
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I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
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Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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