i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
I'm really busy with my period
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