I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
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He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
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Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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