Christians are straight up FREAKS
doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
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He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
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I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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