Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
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she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
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After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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