It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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