id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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