playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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