he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
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