do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
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Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
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He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
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