Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
everyone is single if you try hard enough
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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