So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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