after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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