Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
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My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
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Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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