you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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