went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
The adults are the big ones right?
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