Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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