People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
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