wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
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So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
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if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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