I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
I've blown a few things in my day
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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