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I got a call from 999 999 9999. I didn't answer it because I was too busy freaking out about the number.
It was probably Jesus.
I feel like he would have left a message.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
These 19 Teachers Had Very Inappropriate Interactions With Students
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Women Confess 25 Instant Deal-Breakers On A Man’s Dating Profile
Are we still banned from the library?
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.