I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
These 19 Underage Drinkers Epicly Got By With A Horrible Fake ID
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
These Are The 21 Strangest Sexual Fantasy Confessions
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.