If i come over, it means nothing
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Just pee around me
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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