she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
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