its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
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