Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
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Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
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I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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