Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
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I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
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My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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