He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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