Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
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